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Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. -Anonymous.
Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. -Anonymous.
To get something done a committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.
To get something done a committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.
The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.
The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.
When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.
When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.
The more you know, the less you need to show. -Anonymous.
The more you know, the less you need to show. -Anonymous.
Crime, like disease, is not interesting; it is something to be done away with by general consent, and that is read more
Crime, like disease, is not interesting; it is something to be done away with by general consent, and that is all about it.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the opinion read more
Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
I go away and come again each day,
But thou shalt go away and ne'er return.
I go away and come again each day,
But thou shalt go away and ne'er return.
