Half of the American people never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same read more

Half of the American people never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.

There can no longer be anyone too poor to vote.

There can no longer be anyone too poor to vote.

When a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me.

When a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me.

You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on read more

You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower and you can be in trouble.

A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.

A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.

Where annual elections end, there slavery begins.

Where annual elections end, there slavery begins.

Vote for the man who promises least--he'll be the least disappointing.

Vote for the man who promises least--he'll be the least disappointing.

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is read more

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost.

We'd all like t' vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate.

We'd all like t' vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate.