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A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't read more
There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't cook and will.
Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.
Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.
A sympathetic heart is like a spring of pure water bursting forth from the mountain side.
A sympathetic heart is like a spring of pure water bursting forth from the mountain side.
Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. -Anonymous.
Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. -Anonymous.
Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.
Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.
What is life, except excuse for death, or death but an escape from life.
What is life, except excuse for death, or death but an escape from life.
No man is more unhappy than the one who is never in adversity; the greatest affliction of life is never read more
No man is more unhappy than the one who is never in adversity; the greatest affliction of life is never to be afflicted.
To get something done a committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.
To get something done a committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
