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The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the first to be replaced.
The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the first to be replaced.
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
Peace is the deliberate adjustment of my life to the will of God.
Peace is the deliberate adjustment of my life to the will of God.
Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.
Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.
What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.
What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.
Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.
Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.
An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less, until eventually he knows everything about nothing.
An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less, until eventually he knows everything about nothing.
A sympathetic heart is like a spring of pure water bursting forth from the mountain side.
A sympathetic heart is like a spring of pure water bursting forth from the mountain side.
The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.
The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.
