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What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.
What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.
Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
Love is blind, but friendship is clairvoyant.
Love is blind, but friendship is clairvoyant.
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.
Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.
An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less, until eventually he knows everything about nothing.
An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less, until eventually he knows everything about nothing.
No man is more unhappy than the one who is never in adversity; the greatest affliction of life is never read more
No man is more unhappy than the one who is never in adversity; the greatest affliction of life is never to be afflicted.
A sympathetic heart is like a spring of pure water bursting forth from the mountain side.
A sympathetic heart is like a spring of pure water bursting forth from the mountain side.
