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They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
Pure water is the best of gifts that man to man can bring,
But who am I that I read more
Pure water is the best of gifts that man to man can bring,
But who am I that I should have the best of anything?
Let princes revel at the pump, let peers with ponds make free,
Whisky, or wine, or even beer is good enough for me.
Love is blind, but friendship is clairvoyant.
Love is blind, but friendship is clairvoyant.
Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.
Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
No man is more unhappy than the one who is never in adversity; the greatest affliction of life is never read more
No man is more unhappy than the one who is never in adversity; the greatest affliction of life is never to be afflicted.
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.
Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.
What is life, except excuse for death, or death but an escape from life.
What is life, except excuse for death, or death but an escape from life.
