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A period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.
A period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.
I only wish to be the fountain of love from which you drink, every drop promising eternal passion.
I only wish to be the fountain of love from which you drink, every drop promising eternal passion.
There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't read more
There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't cook and will.
A committee is a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
A committee is a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.
In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.
Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.
Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.
Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.
When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.
When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.
