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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
A period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.
A period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.
Behavior is what a man does, not what he thinks, feels, or believes.
Behavior is what a man does, not what he thinks, feels, or believes.
Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't read more
There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't cook and will.
A committee is a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
A committee is a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
The massive gates of circumstance
Are turned upon the smallest hinge,
And thus some seeming pettiest chance
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The massive gates of circumstance
Are turned upon the smallest hinge,
And thus some seeming pettiest chance
Oft gives our life its after-tinge.
The trifles of our daily lives,
The common things, scarce worth recall,
Whereof no visible trace survives,
These are the mainsprings after all.
Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.
Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.
When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.
When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.
A diplomat is a man who remembers a lady's birthday but forgets her age.
A diplomat is a man who remembers a lady's birthday but forgets her age.
