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The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.
The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
Behavior is what a man does, not what he thinks, feels, or believes.
Behavior is what a man does, not what he thinks, feels, or believes.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.
When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.
A period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.
A period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.
To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.
We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.
A committee is a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
A committee is a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
I only wish to be the fountain of love from which you drink, every drop promising eternal passion.
I only wish to be the fountain of love from which you drink, every drop promising eternal passion.
