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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, read more
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Give me a child for the first seven years, and you may do what you like with him afterwards.
Give me a child for the first seven years, and you may do what you like with him afterwards.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
When I kiss you, it tastes like heaven... so sweet, loving, kind, and caring.
When I kiss you, it tastes like heaven... so sweet, loving, kind, and caring.
Don't tell me that worry doesn't do any good. I know better. The things I worry about don't happen.
Don't tell me that worry doesn't do any good. I know better. The things I worry about don't happen.
Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.
Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn read more
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.
My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.
My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.
