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Numbers are like people; torture them enough and they'll tell you anything.
Numbers are like people; torture them enough and they'll tell you anything.
Virtue is its own reward, but then so is sin!
Virtue is its own reward, but then so is sin!
Having supplied them with names, omnipotence, justice, knowledge, providence, - what are they?
Having supplied them with names, omnipotence, justice, knowledge, providence, - what are they?
One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.
One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.
Don't tell me that worry doesn't do any good. I know better. The things I worry about don't happen.
Don't tell me that worry doesn't do any good. I know better. The things I worry about don't happen.
Give me a child for the first seven years, and you may do what you like with him afterwards.
Give me a child for the first seven years, and you may do what you like with him afterwards.
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation...?
If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation...?
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Our children's children will hear a good story.
Our children's children will hear a good story.
