While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.

While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.

There are two types of people - those who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and read more

There are two types of people - those who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and those who come in and say, "Ah, there you are."

One type of rice nourishes one hundred types of people.

One type of rice nourishes one hundred types of people.

The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.

The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.

You may forget the days of your anniversary or the loved ones birthday, but please don't forget those people.

You may forget the days of your anniversary or the loved ones birthday, but please don't forget those people.

I don't like to beat people down. They need to be lifted up.

I don't like to beat people down. They need to be lifted up.

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.

The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.

People living deeply have no fear of death.

People living deeply have no fear of death.