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Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you read more
Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to read more
We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution.
What you are is what you have been. What you’ll be is what you do now.
What you are is what you have been. What you’ll be is what you do now.
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them
If it wasn't for dogs, some people would never go for a walk.
If it wasn't for dogs, some people would never go for a walk.
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second.
Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
