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Be who you are and be that well.
Be who you are and be that well.
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them
While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.
While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.
When people bother you in any way, it is because their souls are trying to get your divine attention and read more
When people bother you in any way, it is because their souls are trying to get your divine attention and your blessing
Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second.
Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second.
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
The things we hate about ourselves aren't more real than things we like about ourselves.
The things we hate about ourselves aren't more real than things we like about ourselves.
Every once in a while, something happens to you that makes you realise that the human race is not quite read more
Every once in a while, something happens to you that makes you realise that the human race is not quite as bad as it so often seems to be.
In many people it is already an impertinence to say 'I'.
In many people it is already an impertinence to say 'I'.
