Every once in a while, something happens to you that makes you realise that the human race is not quite read more

Every once in a while, something happens to you that makes you realise that the human race is not quite as bad as it so often seems to be.

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.

My home is not a place, it is people.

My home is not a place, it is people.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.

The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.

While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having read more

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.

In many people it is already an impertinence to say 'I'.

In many people it is already an impertinence to say 'I'.