Where there's Marriage without Love, there will be Love without Marriage.

Where there's Marriage without Love, there will be Love without Marriage.

There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded.

There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded.

It's ok for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly

It's ok for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly

Adultery is the application of democracy to love

Adultery is the application of democracy to love

Women react differently: a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill his mistress; an Italian will read more

Women react differently: a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill his mistress; an Italian will kill her husband; a Spaniard will kill both; and a German will kill herself.

Nothing is more pleasurable than to sit in the shade, sip gin and contemplate other people's adulteries, and while the read more

Nothing is more pleasurable than to sit in the shade, sip gin and contemplate other people's adulteries, and while the wormy apple of marriage still lives, the novel will not die.

Do you seriously expect me to be the first Prince of Wales in history not to have a mistress?

Do you seriously expect me to be the first Prince of Wales in history not to have a mistress?

I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. God knows I will do read more

I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. God knows I will do this and forgives me.

You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.

You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.