I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you read more

I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'

Where there's Marriage without Love, there will be Love without Marriage.

Where there's Marriage without Love, there will be Love without Marriage.

Nothing is more pleasurable than to sit in the shade, sip gin and contemplate other people's adulteries, and while the read more

Nothing is more pleasurable than to sit in the shade, sip gin and contemplate other people's adulteries, and while the wormy apple of marriage still lives, the novel will not die.

Do you seriously expect me to be the first Prince of Wales in history not to have a mistress?

Do you seriously expect me to be the first Prince of Wales in history not to have a mistress?

It's ok for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly

It's ok for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly

Women react differently: a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill his mistress; an Italian will read more

Women react differently: a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill his mistress; an Italian will kill her husband; a Spaniard will kill both; and a German will kill herself.

Gambling, eating meat, wine- bibbing, adultery, hunting, thieving, debauchery - these seven things in this world lead to the hells.

Gambling, eating meat, wine- bibbing, adultery, hunting, thieving, debauchery - these seven things in this world lead to the hells.

Adultery usually follows a law of diminishing returns.

Adultery usually follows a law of diminishing returns.

You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.

You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.