Adultery - Two wrong people doing the right thing.

Adultery - Two wrong people doing the right thing.

Adultery usually follows a law of diminishing returns.

Adultery usually follows a law of diminishing returns.

Adultery is the application of democracy to love

Adultery is the application of democracy to love

There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded.

There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded.

I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you read more

I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'

Four things does a reckless man gain who covets his neighbor's wife - demerit, an uncomfortable bed, thirdly, punishment, and read more

Four things does a reckless man gain who covets his neighbor's wife - demerit, an uncomfortable bed, thirdly, punishment, and lastly, hell.

It's ok for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly

It's ok for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly

Women react differently: a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill his mistress; an Italian will read more

Women react differently: a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill his mistress; an Italian will kill her husband; a Spaniard will kill both; and a German will kill herself.

Nothing is more pleasurable than to sit in the shade, sip gin and contemplate other people's adulteries, and while the read more

Nothing is more pleasurable than to sit in the shade, sip gin and contemplate other people's adulteries, and while the wormy apple of marriage still lives, the novel will not die.