Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded.

There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded.

Marriage - a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.

Marriage - a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage";.

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage";.

I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. God knows I will do read more

I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. God knows I will do this and forgives me.

Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.

Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.

It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.

It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he read more

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.

Each moment of a happy lover's hour is worth an age of dull and common life

Each moment of a happy lover's hour is worth an age of dull and common life