Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.

Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.

It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four percent of read more

It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four percent of the people.

Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.

Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.

The future of this republic is in the hands of the American voter.

The future of this republic is in the hands of the American voter.

Vote for the man who promises least--he'll be the least disappointing.

Vote for the man who promises least--he'll be the least disappointing.

There can no longer be anyone too poor to vote.

There can no longer be anyone too poor to vote.

When a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me.

When a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me.

No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.

No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.

The margin is narrow, but the responsibility is clear.

The margin is narrow, but the responsibility is clear.