When a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me.

When a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me.

In times of stress and strain, people will vote.

In times of stress and strain, people will vote.

We'd all like t' vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate.

We'd all like t' vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate.

Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good.

Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good.

Half of the American people never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same read more

Half of the American people never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.

A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.

A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.

The margin is narrow, but the responsibility is clear.

The margin is narrow, but the responsibility is clear.

Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.

Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.