No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.

No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.

Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.

Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.

We'd all like t' vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate.

We'd all like t' vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate.

Half of the American people never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same read more

Half of the American people never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.

When a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me.

When a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me.

Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good.

Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good.

There can no longer be anyone too poor to vote.

There can no longer be anyone too poor to vote.

A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.

A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.

The future of this republic is in the hands of the American voter.

The future of this republic is in the hands of the American voter.