We'd all like t' vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate.

We'd all like t' vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate.

Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

When a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me.

When a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me.

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is read more

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost.

You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on read more

You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower and you can be in trouble.

There can no longer be anyone too poor to vote.

There can no longer be anyone too poor to vote.

Where annual elections end, there slavery begins.

Where annual elections end, there slavery begins.

It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four percent of read more

It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four percent of the people.

Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.

Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.