It has long been my belief that in times of great stress, such as a 4-day vacation, the thin veneer read more

It has long been my belief that in times of great stress, such as a 4-day vacation, the thin veneer of family wears off almost at once, and we are revealed in our true personalities.

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

A period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.

A period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.

Every man who possibly can should force himself to a holiday of a full month in a year, whether he read more

Every man who possibly can should force himself to a holiday of a full month in a year, whether he feels like taking it or not.

Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer.

Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer.

Personally, I've always thought dying on vacation was the better way to go . . . I do have certain read more

Personally, I've always thought dying on vacation was the better way to go . . . I do have certain requests about my passing, though. I hope that if I die in a plane crash, it's coming FROM a vacation instead of heading TO. I know, it's a small consolation, but I'd have a tan and would look rested at my calling hours.

A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort and remembered with nostalgia

A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort and remembered with nostalgia

With me, a change of trouble is as good as a vacation.

With me, a change of trouble is as good as a vacation.

The rainy days a man saves for usually seem to arrive during his vacation.

The rainy days a man saves for usually seem to arrive during his vacation.