Personally, I've always thought dying on vacation was the better way to go . . . I do have certain read more

Personally, I've always thought dying on vacation was the better way to go . . . I do have certain requests about my passing, though. I hope that if I die in a plane crash, it's coming FROM a vacation instead of heading TO. I know, it's a small consolation, but I'd have a tan and would look rested at my calling hours.

With me, a change of trouble is as good as a vacation.

With me, a change of trouble is as good as a vacation.

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.

If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.

It has long been my belief that in times of great stress, such as a 4-day vacation, the thin veneer read more

It has long been my belief that in times of great stress, such as a 4-day vacation, the thin veneer of family wears off almost at once, and we are revealed in our true personalities.

A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort and remembered with nostalgia

A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort and remembered with nostalgia

Every man who possibly can should force himself to a holiday of a full month in a year, whether he read more

Every man who possibly can should force himself to a holiday of a full month in a year, whether he feels like taking it or not.

The rainy days a man saves for usually seem to arrive during his vacation.

The rainy days a man saves for usually seem to arrive during his vacation.

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one.

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one.