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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.
A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.
Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.
Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.
Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from read more
Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.
Your children need your presence more than your presents.
Your children need your presence more than your presents.
The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them
The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them
Friends are like television. Some are like PBS and always asking for money. Others are like the news, with sad read more
Friends are like television. Some are like PBS and always asking for money. Others are like the news, with sad tales to tell everyday, some are like that one station with the foreign language; you don't understand a word of it but you listen and watch.
Loving a child doesn't mean giving in to all his whims; to love him is to bring out the best read more
Loving a child doesn't mean giving in to all his whims; to love him is to bring out the best in him, to teach him to love what is difficult.
The pursuit of truth and beauty is a sphere of activity in which we are permitted to remain children all read more
The pursuit of truth and beauty is a sphere of activity in which we are permitted to remain children all our lives.