Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework

The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.

The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.

Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.

Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.

A Daughter is a Little Girl who grows up to be a Friend

A Daughter is a Little Girl who grows up to be a Friend

How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child!

How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child!

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about.

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about.

Friends are like television. Some are like PBS and always asking for money. Others are like the news, with sad read more

Friends are like television. Some are like PBS and always asking for money. Others are like the news, with sad tales to tell everyday, some are like that one station with the foreign language; you don't understand a word of it but you listen and watch.

All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in read more

All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in the morning.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.