I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up

I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Children have more need of models than critics.

Children have more need of models than critics.

If you want your children to improve, let them overhear the nice things you say about them to others.

If you want your children to improve, let them overhear the nice things you say about them to others.

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things.

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things.

Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.

Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.

We never know the love of our parents for us until we have become parents.

We never know the love of our parents for us until we have become parents.

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about.

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about.