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    I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.
    (on being a role model)

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Ninety percent of the game is half mental.

Ninety percent of the game is half mental.

by Jim Wohford Found in: Sports Quotes,
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There was endless action - not just football, but sailboats, tennis and other things: movement. There was endless talk - read more

There was endless action - not just football, but sailboats, tennis and other things: movement. There was endless talk - the ambassador at the head of the table laying out the prevailing wisdom, but everyone else weighing in with their opinions and taking part.

by Charles Spalding Found in: Sports Quotes,
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The first time I ever saw Arnold Palmer, I said, "There's a star." The first time I saw Jack Nicklaus, read more

The first time I ever saw Arnold Palmer, I said, "There's a star." The first time I saw Jack Nicklaus, I said, "Superstar." I feel the same way about Tiger Woods.

by Gary Player Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I am the most loyal player money can buy.
(Pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers, Houston Astros, Milwaukee Brewers, read more

I am the most loyal player money can buy.
(Pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers, Houston Astros, Milwaukee Brewers, Oakland Athletics and California Angels)

by Don Sutton Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I'm not allowed to comment on lousy officiating.

I'm not allowed to comment on lousy officiating.

by Jim Finks Found in: Sports Quotes,
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It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the read more

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

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I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear read more

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

by Shaquille O'neal Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can read more

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.

by George Carlin Found in: Sports Quotes,
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The way a team plays as a whole determines its success. You may have the greatest bunch of individual stars read more

The way a team plays as a whole determines its success. You may have the greatest bunch of individual stars in the world, but if they don't play together, the club won't be worth a dime.

by Babe Ruth Found in: Sports Quotes,
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