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    I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.
    (on being a role model)

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Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, read more

Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.

by Jim Murray Found in: Baseball Quotes, Sports Quotes,
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This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.

This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.

by Ted Walsh Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.

by Ambrose Bierce Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I lost it in the sun!
(after fumbling a grounder.)

I lost it in the sun!
(after fumbling a grounder.)

by Billy Loes Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.

Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.

by Bill Peterson Found in: Sports Quotes,
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He's in the mold of a Tom Watson, in that he'll hit the ball in the trees and undaunted go read more

He's in the mold of a Tom Watson, in that he'll hit the ball in the trees and undaunted go it there, flail it out and make something out of it.

by Gary Mccord Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Be bold. If you're going to make an error, make a doozy, and don't be afraid to hit the ball.

Be bold. If you're going to make an error, make a doozy, and don't be afraid to hit the ball.

by Billie Jean King Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same read more

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented.

by Arnold Palmer Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Competitions are for horse, not artist.

Competitions are for horse, not artist.

by Bela Bartok Found in: Sports Quotes,
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