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    I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.
    (on being a role model)

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He's in the mold of a Tom Watson, in that he'll hit the ball in the trees and undaunted go read more

He's in the mold of a Tom Watson, in that he'll hit the ball in the trees and undaunted go it there, flail it out and make something out of it.

by Gary Mccord Found in: Sports Quotes,
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The game was closer than the score indicated.
(after a 1-0 game)

The game was closer than the score indicated.
(after a 1-0 game)

by Dizzy Dean Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Men often compete with one another until the day they die; comradeship consists of rubbing shoulders jocularly with a competitor.

Men often compete with one another until the day they die; comradeship consists of rubbing shoulders jocularly with a competitor.

by Edward Hoagland Found in: Sports Quotes,
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It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square.

It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square.

by Pete Rose Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I don't psyche myself up. I psyche myself down. I think clearer when I'm not psyched up.

I don't psyche myself up. I psyche myself down. I think clearer when I'm not psyched up.

by Steve Cauthen Found in: Sports Quotes,
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You must sacrifice, train, do everything possible to put yourself in a position to win. But if you consider second read more

You must sacrifice, train, do everything possible to put yourself in a position to win. But if you consider second or third a failure, I feel sorry for you.

by Joe Falcon Found in: Sports Quotes,
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That's why I don't talk. Because I talk too much.

That's why I don't talk. Because I talk too much.

by Joaquin Andujar Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Football is violence and cold weather and sex and college rye.

Football is violence and cold weather and sex and college rye.

by Roger Kahn Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.

Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.

by Barry Switzer Found in: Sports Quotes,
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