This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.

This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.

Soccer players can do it for 90 minutes in all positions!

Soccer players can do it for 90 minutes in all positions!

World records are only borrowed.

World records are only borrowed.

People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make read more

People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000.

The only one who can beat me is me.

The only one who can beat me is me.

I was going to write myself in, but I was afraid I'd get shot.
(on his decision not to read more

I was going to write myself in, but I was afraid I'd get shot.
(on his decision not to vote)

I don't know if I even have an aura, man. I just try to win.

I don't know if I even have an aura, man. I just try to win.

Tom.
(New coach of the NBA's Houston Rockets, when asked how he pronounced his name, 1966)

Tom.
(New coach of the NBA's Houston Rockets, when asked how he pronounced his name, 1966)

I'm not allowed to comment on lousy officiating.

I'm not allowed to comment on lousy officiating.