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    I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.
    (on being a role model)

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He's in the mold of a Tom Watson, in that he'll hit the ball in the trees and undaunted go read more

He's in the mold of a Tom Watson, in that he'll hit the ball in the trees and undaunted go it there, flail it out and make something out of it.

by Gary Mccord Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf.
(When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf)

I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf.
(When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf)

by Tug Mcgraw Found in: Sports Quotes,
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The game was closer than the score indicated.
(after a 1-0 game)

The game was closer than the score indicated.
(after a 1-0 game)

by Dizzy Dean Found in: Sports Quotes,
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As I remember it, the bases were loaded.
(asked his reaction to hitting a grand slam)

As I remember it, the bases were loaded.
(asked his reaction to hitting a grand slam)

by Garry Maddox Found in: Sports Quotes,
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The only competition worthy a wise man is with himself.

The only competition worthy a wise man is with himself.

by Mrs. Jamieson Found in: Sports Quotes,
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World trade means competition from anywhere; advancing technology encourages cross-industry competition. Consequently, strategic planning must consider who our future competitors read more

World trade means competition from anywhere; advancing technology encourages cross-industry competition. Consequently, strategic planning must consider who our future competitors will be, not only who is here today.

by Eric Allison Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, disregard of all read more

Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, disregard of all rules and sadistic pleasure in witnessing violence. In other words, it is war minus the shooting.

by George Orwell Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I was showing early symptoms of becoming a professional baseball man. I was lying to the press.

I was showing early symptoms of becoming a professional baseball man. I was lying to the press.

by Roger Kahn Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Other sports play once a week but this sport is with us every day.

Other sports play once a week but this sport is with us every day.

by Peter Ueberroth Found in: Sports Quotes,
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