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    Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.

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Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game.

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game.

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One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for read more

One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?
(when asked if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries this season resulted from poor physical conditioning)

by Darrell Royal Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Sports do not build character. They reveal it.

Sports do not build character. They reveal it.

by Haywood Hale Broun Found in: Sports Quotes,
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What is both surprising and delightful is that spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part read more

What is both surprising and delightful is that spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part of the game... There is no reason why the field should not try to put the batsman off his stroke at the critical moment by neatly timed disparagements of his wife's fidelity and his mother's respectability.

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Baseball is like church. Many attend but few understand.

Baseball is like church. Many attend but few understand.

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If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

by Dean Martin Found in: Sports Quotes,
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They can't fire me because my family buys too many tickets.

They can't fire me because my family buys too many tickets.

by Lavell Edwards Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I succeed on my own personal motivation, dedication, and commitment…. My mindset is: If I'm not out there training, someone read more

I succeed on my own personal motivation, dedication, and commitment…. My mindset is: If I'm not out there training, someone else is.

by Lynn Jennings Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.

Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.

by Charles Shackleford Found in: Sports Quotes,
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