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Whenever I feel like exercise I lie down until the feeling passes.
Whenever I feel like exercise I lie down until the feeling passes.
There are people who think that wrestling is an ignoble sport. Wrestling is not sport, it is a spectacle, and read more
There are people who think that wrestling is an ignoble sport. Wrestling is not sport, it is a spectacle, and it is no more ignoble to attend a wrestled performance of suffering than a performance of the sorrows of Arnolphe or Andromaque. rn
I'm going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time.
(after the team's co-captain, offensive read more
I'm going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time.
(after the team's co-captain, offensive guard Robert Pratt, pulled a hamstring running onto the field for the coin toss against St. Louis)
Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable.
Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable.
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can read more
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.
Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best read more
Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.
The character of a person is in direct proportion to his
commitment to excellence.
The character of a person is in direct proportion to his
commitment to excellence.
I was going to write myself in, but I was afraid I'd get shot.
(on his decision not to read more
I was going to write myself in, but I was afraid I'd get shot.
(on his decision not to vote)
