If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better read more

If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.

You guys line up alphabetically by height.
(a Florida State football coach)

You guys line up alphabetically by height.
(a Florida State football coach)

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun. When that happens I tell myself just to go read more

If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun. When that happens I tell myself just to go out and play as I did when I was a kid.

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.

The only one who can beat me is me.

The only one who can beat me is me.

There is a strength of a quiet endurance as significant of courage as the most daring feats of prowess.

There is a strength of a quiet endurance as significant of courage as the most daring feats of prowess.

I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

Hail Caesar, those who are about to die salute you.

Hail Caesar, those who are about to die salute you.