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Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.
Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the read more
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best read more
Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.
Raise the urinals.
(on how management could keep the Braves on their toes)
Raise the urinals.
(on how management could keep the Braves on their toes)
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white read more
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games.
You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games.
Becoming number one is easier than remaining number one.
Becoming number one is easier than remaining number one.
I was going to write myself in, but I was afraid I'd get shot.
(on his decision not to read more
I was going to write myself in, but I was afraid I'd get shot.
(on his decision not to vote)
