Football is violence and cold weather and sex and college rye.

Football is violence and cold weather and sex and college rye.

Winning is habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.

Winning is habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.

The triple is the most exciting play in baseball. Home runs win a lot of games, but I never understood read more

The triple is the most exciting play in baseball. Home runs win a lot of games, but I never understood why fans are so obsessed with them.

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game.

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game.

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

I can feel the wind go by when I run. It feels good. It feels fast.

I can feel the wind go by when I run. It feels good. It feels fast.

You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games.

You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games.

Don't forget to swing hard, in case you hit the ball.

Don't forget to swing hard, in case you hit the ball.

Ninety percent of the game is half mental.

Ninety percent of the game is half mental.