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If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun. When that happens I tell myself just to go read more
If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun. When that happens I tell myself just to go out and play as I did when I was a kid.
I told him, 'Son, what is it with you: Is it ignorance or apathy?'
He said, 'Coach, I don't read more
I told him, 'Son, what is it with you: Is it ignorance or apathy?'
He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'
(on a former player)
There is one word in America that says it all, and that word is, 'You never know.'
There is one word in America that says it all, and that word is, 'You never know.'
I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear read more
I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their read more
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids read more
I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.
(on being a role model)
If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
Sports is the toy department of human life.
Sports is the toy department of human life.
Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.
Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.