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I always turn to the sports page first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page nothing but man's read more
I always turn to the sports page first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page nothing but man's failures.
[He] called me a 'rapist' and a 'recluse'. I'm not a recluse.
[He] called me a 'rapist' and a 'recluse'. I'm not a recluse.
We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where read more
We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play.
Since the Bible and the church are obviously mistaken in telling us where we came from, how can we trust read more
Since the Bible and the church are obviously mistaken in telling us where we came from, how can we trust them to tell us where we are going?
I play [golf] with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
I play [golf] with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
When you're in a slump, it's almost as if you look out at the field and it's one big glove.
When you're in a slump, it's almost as if you look out at the field and it's one big glove.
It's a nice bonus but, you know, I have to pay taxes too.
(after winning the Grand Slam Cup.)
It's a nice bonus but, you know, I have to pay taxes too.
(after winning the Grand Slam Cup.)
My sister's expecting a baby and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
My sister's expecting a baby and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.