I really lack the words to compliment myself today.

I really lack the words to compliment myself today.

I see no reason why Tiger Woods won't become a great player. Man, can he smoke some shots. A little read more

I see no reason why Tiger Woods won't become a great player. Man, can he smoke some shots. A little refinement on Tiger's short game and there'll be nothing. He's already pretty darn imposing.

I'm a golfer -- not an athlete.

I'm a golfer -- not an athlete.

It is alright to be disappointed, but a winner can never allow himself to be discouraged.

It is alright to be disappointed, but a winner can never allow himself to be discouraged.

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

Don't park in the spaces marked, "Reserved for Umpires.".

Don't park in the spaces marked, "Reserved for Umpires.".

You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games.

You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games.

He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.
(on his coach, John Jenkins, 1991)

He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.
(on his coach, John Jenkins, 1991)

Olympism is the marriage of sport and culture.

Olympism is the marriage of sport and culture.