Sports is the toy department of human life.

Sports is the toy department of human life.

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

Baseball is like church. Many attend but few understand.

Baseball is like church. Many attend but few understand.

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game.

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game.

Men often compete with one another until the day they die; comradeship consists of rubbing shoulders jocularly with a competitor.

Men often compete with one another until the day they die; comradeship consists of rubbing shoulders jocularly with a competitor.

One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for read more

One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?
(asking if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries this season resulted from poor physical conditioning)

Soccer players can do it for 90 minutes in all positions!

Soccer players can do it for 90 minutes in all positions!

Practice as if you are the worst, perform as if you are the best.

Practice as if you are the worst, perform as if you are the best.

My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
(explaining read more

My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
(explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice, 1982)