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    He said, 'Gosh, Dad, that mean's we're not going to any more bowl games.'
    (on his 11-year-old son's reaction after he took the job with the Boilermakers)

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Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second.

Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second.

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Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.

Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.

by Harry Carpenter Found in: Sports Quotes,
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If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in read more

If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.

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When you're in a slump, it's almost as if you look out at the field and it's one big glove.

When you're in a slump, it's almost as if you look out at the field and it's one big glove.

by Vance Law Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Show me a guy who is afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every read more

Show me a guy who is afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time.

by Lou Brock Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Raise the urinals.
(on how management could keep the Braves on their toes)

Raise the urinals.
(on how management could keep the Braves on their toes)

by Darrel Chaney Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father

by Greg Norman Found in: Sports Quotes,
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What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.

What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.

by Arnold Palmer Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.
(on whether he had visited the Parthenon read more

I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.
(on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece)

by Shaquille O'neal Found in: Sports Quotes,
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