Don't park in the spaces marked, "Reserved for Umpires.".

Don't park in the spaces marked, "Reserved for Umpires.".

It's almost like we have ESPN.
(on how well he and James Worthy work together)

It's almost like we have ESPN.
(on how well he and James Worthy work together)

Raise the urinals.
(on how management could keep the Braves on their toes)

Raise the urinals.
(on how management could keep the Braves on their toes)

I play [golf] with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

I play [golf] with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

Boxing has become America's tragic theater.

Boxing has become America's tragic theater.

I'll always be Number 1 to myself.

I'll always be Number 1 to myself.

They shouldn't throw at me. I'm the father of five or six kids.

They shouldn't throw at me. I'm the father of five or six kids.

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father

This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.

This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.