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It wasn't as easy as you think. It's hard to stay awake that long.
(after his team had defeated read more
It wasn't as easy as you think. It's hard to stay awake that long.
(after his team had defeated Whitman 70-30)
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring when everything else read more
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone.
Raise the urinals.
(on how management could keep the Braves on their toes)
Raise the urinals.
(on how management could keep the Braves on their toes)
Tom.
(New coach of the NBA's Houston Rockets, when asked how he pronounced his name, 1966)
Tom.
(New coach of the NBA's Houston Rockets, when asked how he pronounced his name, 1966)
Me and George and Billy are two of a kind.
(on his relationship with George Steinbrenner and Billy Martin)
Me and George and Billy are two of a kind.
(on his relationship with George Steinbrenner and Billy Martin)
Baseball is like church. Many attend but few understand.
Baseball is like church. Many attend but few understand.
My sister's expecting a baby and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
My sister's expecting a baby and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun. When that happens I tell myself just to go read more
If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun. When that happens I tell myself just to go out and play as I did when I was a kid.