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I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player.
I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player.
Hail Caesar, those who are about to die salute you.
Hail Caesar, those who are about to die salute you.
Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best read more
Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.
 But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet. 
(telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's read more 
 But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet. 
(telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's football dorm had destroyed 20 books) 
Baseball is like church. Many attend but few understand.
Baseball is like church. Many attend but few understand.
Thou shalt not covet; but tradition approves all forms of competition.
Thou shalt not covet; but tradition approves all forms of competition.
Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings.
Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings.
New Yorkers love it when you spill your guts out there. Spill your guts at Wimbledon and they make you read more
New Yorkers love it when you spill your guts out there. Spill your guts at Wimbledon and they make you stop and clean it up.
How you respond to the challenge in the second half will determine what you become after the game, whether you read more
How you respond to the challenge in the second half will determine what you become after the game, whether you are a winner or a loser.