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If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
I don't know if I even have an aura, man. I just try to win.
I don't know if I even have an aura, man. I just try to win.
I'm fairly confident that if I died tomorrow, Don would find a way to preserve me until the season was read more
 I'm fairly confident that if I died tomorrow, Don would find a way to preserve me until the season was over and he had time for a nice funeral. 
(on the career dedication of her husband, the Miami Dolphins' coach) 
Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second.
Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second.
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a read more
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
You find that you have peace of mind and can enjoy yourself, get more sleep, and rest when you know read more
You find that you have peace of mind and can enjoy yourself, get more sleep, and rest when you know that it was a one hundred percent effort that you gave -- win or lose.
I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.
I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.
 You guys line up alphabetically by height. 
(a Florida State football coach)  
 You guys line up alphabetically by height. 
(a Florida State football coach)