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The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
They can't fire me because my family buys too many tickets.
They can't fire me because my family buys too many tickets.
He said, 'Gosh, Dad, that mean's we're not going to any more bowl games.'
(on his 11-year-old son's reaction read more
He said, 'Gosh, Dad, that mean's we're not going to any more bowl games.'
(on his 11-year-old son's reaction after he took the job with the Boilermakers)
Me and George and Billy are two of a kind.
(on his relationship with George Steinbrenner and Billy Martin)
Me and George and Billy are two of a kind.
(on his relationship with George Steinbrenner and Billy Martin)
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
The first thing is to love your sport. Never do it to please someone else. It has to be yours.
The first thing is to love your sport. Never do it to please someone else. It has to be yours.
You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
Thou shalt not covet; but tradition approves all forms of competition.
Thou shalt not covet; but tradition approves all forms of competition.