Most skiers are really motorcyclists in cute clothes.

Most skiers are really motorcyclists in cute clothes.

The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play.

The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play.

I've won at every level, except college and pro.

I've won at every level, except college and pro.

I love the winning, I can take the losing, but most of all I Love to play.

I love the winning, I can take the losing, but most of all I Love to play.

It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square.

It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square.

The will to win is worthless if you don't get paid for it.

The will to win is worthless if you don't get paid for it.

If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.

If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.

You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.

You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold.

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold.