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    I'm going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time.
    (after the team's cocaptain, offensive guard Robert Pratt, pulled a hamstring running onto the field for the coin toss against St. Louis)

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Raise the urinals.
(on how management could keep the Braves on their toes)

Raise the urinals.
(on how management could keep the Braves on their toes)

by Darrel Chaney Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

by Gerald R. Ford Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game.

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game.

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What is both surprising and delightful is that spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part read more

What is both surprising and delightful is that spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part of the game... There is no reason why the field should not try to put the batsman off his stroke at the critical moment by neatly timed disparagements of his wife's fidelity and his mother's respectability.

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Becoming number one is easier than remaining number one.

Becoming number one is easier than remaining number one.

by Bill Bradley Found in: Sports Quotes,
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If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

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The greatest efforts in sports came when the mind is as still as a glass lake.

The greatest efforts in sports came when the mind is as still as a glass lake.

by Timothy Gallwey Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.

Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.

by Barry Switzer Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Competition is a process or variety of habitual behavior that grows out of a habit of mind.

Competition is a process or variety of habitual behavior that grows out of a habit of mind.

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