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    I'm fairly confident that if I died tomorrow, Don would find a way to preserve me until the season was over and he had time for a nice funeral.
    (on the career dedication of her husband, the Miami Dolphins' coach)

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He wants Texas back.
(when asked what terms Mexican-born pitching sensation Fernando Valenzuela might settle for in his upcoming read more

He wants Texas back.
(when asked what terms Mexican-born pitching sensation Fernando Valenzuela might settle for in his upcoming contract negotiations)

by Tommy Lasorda Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their read more

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.

by John Updike Found in: Sports Quotes,
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What is both surprising and delightful is that spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part read more

What is both surprising and delightful is that spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part of the game... There is no reason why the field should not try to put the batsman off his stroke at the critical moment by neatly timed disparagements of his wife's fidelity and his mother's respectability.

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Boxing has become America's tragic theater.

Boxing has become America's tragic theater.

by Joyce Carol Oates Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Use it or lose it.

Use it or lose it.

by Jimmy Connors Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same read more

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented.

by Arnold Palmer Found in: Sports Quotes,
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It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring when everything else read more

It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone.

by A. Bartlett Giamatti Found in: Sports Quotes,
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The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball

The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball

by John Francombe Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.

Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.

by Joe Garagiola Found in: Sports Quotes,
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