I see no reason why Tiger Woods won't become a great player. Man, can he smoke some shots. A little read more

I see no reason why Tiger Woods won't become a great player. Man, can he smoke some shots. A little refinement on Tiger's short game and there'll be nothing. He's already pretty darn imposing.

Don't park in the spaces marked, "Reserved for Umpires.".

Don't park in the spaces marked, "Reserved for Umpires.".

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same read more

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented.

Trying to sneak a fastball past Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sunrise past a rooster.

Trying to sneak a fastball past Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sunrise past a rooster.

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

I really lack the words to compliment myself today.

I really lack the words to compliment myself today.

Ninety percent of the game is half mental.

Ninety percent of the game is half mental.

I went through baseball as "a player to be named later.".

I went through baseball as "a player to be named later.".