Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.

Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.

Sports is the toy department of human life.

Sports is the toy department of human life.

I'm not allowed to comment on lousy officiating.

I'm not allowed to comment on lousy officiating.

But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
(telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's read more

But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
(telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's football dorm had destroyed 20 books)

I don't like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to read more

I don't like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to go down on him

Winning is not everything, but wanting to win is.

Winning is not everything, but wanting to win is.

Men often compete with one another until the day they die; comradeship consists of rubbing shoulders jocularly with a competitor.

Men often compete with one another until the day they die; comradeship consists of rubbing shoulders jocularly with a competitor.

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a read more

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

Use it or lose it.

Use it or lose it.