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I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids read more
I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.
(on being a role model)
I was going to write myself in, but I was afraid I'd get shot.
(on his decision not to read more
I was going to write myself in, but I was afraid I'd get shot.
(on his decision not to vote)
The character of a person is in direct proportion to his
commitment to excellence.
The character of a person is in direct proportion to his
commitment to excellence.
It wasn't as easy as you think. It's hard to stay awake that long.
(after his team had defeated read more
It wasn't as easy as you think. It's hard to stay awake that long.
(after his team had defeated Whitman 70-30)
I'm going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time.
(after the team's co-captain, offensive read more
I'm going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time.
(after the team's co-captain, offensive guard Robert Pratt, pulled a hamstring running onto the field for the coin toss against St. Louis)
It's a nice bonus but, you know, I have to pay taxes too.
(after winning the Grand Slam Cup.)
It's a nice bonus but, you know, I have to pay taxes too.
(after winning the Grand Slam Cup.)
Baseball is like church. Many attend but few understand.
Baseball is like church. Many attend but few understand.
My sister's expecting a baby and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
My sister's expecting a baby and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
