The only competition worthy a wise man is with himself.

The only competition worthy a wise man is with himself.

Somebody will always break your records. It is how you live that counts.

Somebody will always break your records. It is how you live that counts.

Competitions are for horse, not artist.

Competitions are for horse, not artist.

Soccer players can do it for 90 minutes in all positions!

Soccer players can do it for 90 minutes in all positions!

It wasn't as easy as you think. It's hard to stay awake that long.
(after his team had defeated read more

It wasn't as easy as you think. It's hard to stay awake that long.
(after his team had defeated Whitman 70-30)

'Twas Game Six of the Series when out of the sky, Flew Sergio's parachute, a Met banner held high. His read more

'Twas Game Six of the Series when out of the sky, Flew Sergio's parachute, a Met banner held high. His goal was to spur our home team to success, Burst Beantown's balloon claiming Sox were the best.

We were the quintessence of athletic atrocity.
(after a game his team lost to the New York Nets)

We were the quintessence of athletic atrocity.
(after a game his team lost to the New York Nets)

They can't fire me because my family buys too many tickets.

They can't fire me because my family buys too many tickets.

I was showing early symptoms of becoming a professional baseball man. I was lying to the press.

I was showing early symptoms of becoming a professional baseball man. I was lying to the press.