Baseball is like church. Many attend but few understand.

Baseball is like church. Many attend but few understand.

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear read more

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

World records are only borrowed.

World records are only borrowed.

If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.

If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.

[He] called me a 'rapist' and a 'recluse'. I'm not a recluse.

[He] called me a 'rapist' and a 'recluse'. I'm not a recluse.

This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.

This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.

Racing is a matter of spirit not strength.

Racing is a matter of spirit not strength.

They pay me to practice. Sundays I play for free.
(explaining his contractual obligations)

They pay me to practice. Sundays I play for free.
(explaining his contractual obligations)

He's in the mold of a Tom Watson, in that he'll hit the ball in the trees and undaunted go read more

He's in the mold of a Tom Watson, in that he'll hit the ball in the trees and undaunted go it there, flail it out and make something out of it.