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It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the read more
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
I strongly believe the black culture spends too much time, energy and effort raising, praising, and teasing our black children read more
I strongly believe the black culture spends too much time, energy and effort raising, praising, and teasing our black children about the dubious glories of professional sports.
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids read more
I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.
(on being a role model)
It wasn't as easy as you think. It's hard to stay awake that long.
(after his team had defeated read more
It wasn't as easy as you think. It's hard to stay awake that long.
(after his team had defeated Whitman 70-30)
It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square.
It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square.
When Tiger was 6 months old, he would sit in our garage, watching me hit balls into a net. He read more
When Tiger was 6 months old, he would sit in our garage, watching me hit balls into a net. He had been assimilating his golf swing. When he got out of the high chair, he had a golf swing.
I don't care what the tape says. I didn't say it.
I don't care what the tape says. I didn't say it.
Whenever I feel like exercise I lie down until the feeling passes.
Whenever I feel like exercise I lie down until the feeling passes.