Soccer players can do it for 90 minutes in all positions!

Soccer players can do it for 90 minutes in all positions!

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.

Be bold. If you're going to make an error, make a doozy, and don't be afraid to hit the ball.

Be bold. If you're going to make an error, make a doozy, and don't be afraid to hit the ball.

Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.

Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.

The integrity of the game is everything.

The integrity of the game is everything.

You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games.

You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games.

Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.

Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.

Other sports play once a week but this sport is with us every day.

Other sports play once a week but this sport is with us every day.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.