I don't like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to read more

I don't like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to go down on him

The game was closer than the score indicated.
(after a 1-0 game)

The game was closer than the score indicated.
(after a 1-0 game)

You only have to bat a thousand two things; flying and heart transplants. Everything else you can go 4 for read more

You only have to bat a thousand two things; flying and heart transplants. Everything else you can go 4 for five.

Baseball is like church. Many attend but few understand.

Baseball is like church. Many attend but few understand.

Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.

Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.

That's why I don't talk. Because I talk too much.

That's why I don't talk. Because I talk too much.

Men often compete with one another until the day they die; comradeship consists of rubbing shoulders jocularly with a competitor.

Men often compete with one another until the day they die; comradeship consists of rubbing shoulders jocularly with a competitor.

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball.

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball.