Of doues I haue a dainty paire
Which, when you please to take the aier,
About your read more

Of doues I haue a dainty paire
Which, when you please to take the aier,
About your head shall gently houer,
Your cleere browe from the sunne to couer,
And with their nimble wings shall fan you
That neither cold nor heate shall tan you,
And like umbrellas, with their feathers
Sheeld you in all sorts of weathers.

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is read more

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer.

Umbrellas, like faces, acquire a certain sympathy with the
individual who carries them. . . . May it not read more

Umbrellas, like faces, acquire a certain sympathy with the
individual who carries them. . . . May it not be said of the
bearers of these inappropriate umbrellas, that they go about the
streets "with a lie in their right hand?" . . . Except in a very
few cases of hypocrisy joined to a powerful intellect, men, not
by nature, umbrellarians, have tried again and again to become so
by art, and yet have failed--have expended their patrimony in the
purchase of umbrella after umbrella, and yet have systematically
lost them, and have finally, with contrite spirits and strunken
purses, given up their vain struggle, and relied on theft and
borrowing for the remainder of their lives.

I try to keep people happy. I go out of my way to get a smile. That's the way my read more

I try to keep people happy. I go out of my way to get a smile. That's the way my mother raised me.

Everyone looks so much better when they smile.

Everyone looks so much better when they smile.

Let my soul smile through my heart and my heart smile through my eyes, that I may scatter rich smiles read more

Let my soul smile through my heart and my heart smile through my eyes, that I may scatter rich smiles in sad hearts.

Anyone who has a continuous smile on his face conceals a toughness that is almost frightening.

Anyone who has a continuous smile on his face conceals a toughness that is almost frightening.

A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside.

A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside.

When my water-proof umbrella proved a sieve, sieve, sieve,
When my shiny new umbrella proved a sieve.

When my water-proof umbrella proved a sieve, sieve, sieve,
When my shiny new umbrella proved a sieve.