Umbrellas, like faces, acquire a certain sympathy with the
individual who carries them. . . . May it not read more

Umbrellas, like faces, acquire a certain sympathy with the
individual who carries them. . . . May it not be said of the
bearers of these inappropriate umbrellas, that they go about the
streets "with a lie in their right hand?" . . . Except in a very
few cases of hypocrisy joined to a powerful intellect, men, not
by nature, umbrellarians, have tried again and again to become so
by art, and yet have failed--have expended their patrimony in the
purchase of umbrella after umbrella, and yet have systematically
lost them, and have finally, with contrite spirits and strunken
purses, given up their vain struggle, and relied on theft and
borrowing for the remainder of their lives.

A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside.

A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside.

If you're going to kill someone there isn't much reason to get all worked up about it and angry - read more

If you're going to kill someone there isn't much reason to get all worked up about it and angry - you just pull the trigger. Angry discussions beforehand are a waste of time. We need to smile at Novell while we pull the trigger.

You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose. You just forgot it was there.

You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose. You just forgot it was there.

If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.

If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having read more

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.

Look back, and smile on perils past.

Look back, and smile on perils past.

The American people never carry an umbrella. They prepare to walk in eternal sunshine.

The American people never carry an umbrella. They prepare to walk in eternal sunshine.

And then he gives me a smile that just seems so genuinely sweet with just the right touch of shyness read more

And then he gives me a smile that just seems so genuinely sweet with just the right touch of shyness that unexpected warmth rushes through me.