If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done read more

If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.

Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat.

Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat.

The greatest weapon that one can have is a simple...smile.

The greatest weapon that one can have is a simple...smile.

If you're going to kill someone there isn't much reason to get all worked up about it and angry - read more

If you're going to kill someone there isn't much reason to get all worked up about it and angry - you just pull the trigger. Angry discussions beforehand are a waste of time. We need to smile at Novell while we pull the trigger.

I'm really exciting. I smile a lot, I win a lot, and I'm really sexy.

I'm really exciting. I smile a lot, I win a lot, and I'm really sexy.

Ever since I was four years old, I loved making people smile, making them think, making them feel good, feel read more

Ever since I was four years old, I loved making people smile, making them think, making them feel good, feel some kind of emotion.

I think that anybody that smiles automatically looks better.

I think that anybody that smiles automatically looks better.

Smile in the mirror. Do that every morning and you'll start to see a big difference in your life.

Smile in the mirror. Do that every morning and you'll start to see a big difference in your life.

You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose. You just forgot it was there.

You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose. You just forgot it was there.